Thursday, December 5, 2013

"Give her an enema of chicken broth"...... er, okay, Grammy..... : /

I remember when my oldest daughter was just a few months old and had the flu, my grandmother called to see how she was doing and to offer some tokens of wisdom.

Imagine my surprise when she told me to give her a chicken broth enema.

I almost hung up.... you mean to tell me I should squirt chicken noodle soup up my 6 month old's ass??????

Her reason - it would get into her intestines faster than drinking it so she could absorb the nutrients from it. Again, I don't get WTF she is talking about and start to feel bad that old Grammy has finally lost it.

I was wrong........

Besides the yellow tail roll, salmon roll and spicy tuna roll, my favorite thing to eat at my local Hibachi Grill/Sushi place is their clear soup. Made simply from broth (I think beef, it is a bit darker and heavier in taste than chicken broth) paper-thin sliced mushrooms and crispy shallots, it is wonderful. Delish.

In my quest to make it at home, I did a little research and stumbled upon the magical world that is Bone Broth. I had no idea that bone broth was such an integral piece to the Paleo picture, and such an important component to optimal health.

In fact, since all I knew about broth was what I buy in a box off the grocery store shelf, I thought it was actually BAD for you, loaded with sodium and preservatives! How can that be good for me?

Leading into the new year and my resolution, one (of many) things I will be incorporating into my life is a daily serving of homemade bone broth.

A number of things come to mind that I am hoping a daily serving of broth will begin to improve:
- help my poor aching joints!!!!
- heal this big ol' gut of mine
- detox baby!!!!!

One of my favorite websites and writers for all things HEALTHY and educational is Underground Wellness by Sean Croxton. I get emails almost daily from him with great information and inspiration. He writes in his post, 'Top 5 Reasons Why bone Broth is The Bomb'.....

"Bone broth is loaded with glycosaminoglycans (GAGs). In fact, I’m absolutely certain that you’ve heard of one of them — glucosamine. Yep, those supplements that seemingly everyone is taking for joint health contain one of the GAGs we get from consuming bone broth."

I'm not good at referencing things, and don't want to get myself in trouble on here, nor do I have the time or ability at work to open all my favorite websites/blogs/books and link them here for a proper reference. So when I give my explanations of things, just know its based off my own research, my own understanding and is in no way professional or medical advice. In fact, I encourage you not to listen to me at all and instead conduct your own research if anything piques your interest. I'm just an old, tired fatty who is trying to lose some weight and fix this mess of a body of mine.

moving on......

So, going back to joint health, as I understand it from my own research and summarized from that article referenced above, collagen is the important factor in our bone and joint health. These GAG's, as Sean refers to them as, that are abundantly found in bone broth are absorbed by the body, rather than digested, and they are the molecules which produce collagen in our bodies where we need it.

Not only Sean, but many people I follow on Facebook and all over the Internet have testified to the amazing benefits of bone broth with regard to their aches and pains. I've even read people who suffer from arthritis and even MS alleviating symptoms. FROM SOUP. Delicious, homemade stinking soup.

The next appealing miracle that bone broth performs is gut healing. Again, the website references above puts things into my own words the best and touches on this if you need to reference back to it. I've learned bits and pieces here and there about gut health and how foods we eat which are considered staples in the SAD (Standard American Diet) are destroying the delicate system which is our gut.

In a nutshell, a terrible result of the SAD and the SAL (came up with that one myself, lol for Standard American Lifestyle) consisting of too much stress, poor diet and toxins is the fact that our intestinal lining is being attacked. Instead of allowing nutrients from what we eat to permeate our intestines to be released into our bodies, our intestinal lining is slowly eroding and becoming more permeable which allows undigested food to escape into our blood stream. This causes in a whole host of problems like allergies, food sensitivities and gastrointestinal upset.

Pretty much how I feel immediately after a fast food meal or indulgent buffet meal - upset and in the bathroom. every.stinkin.time.

The way broth helps is with the gelatin that is naturally created when you make the broth. A good batch of broth, when cooled, will jiggly and wiggle and solidify up like a bowl full of jello (slightly runnier and not bright green or red)
If you think about it - when you eat the broth, its soothing going down, and, like a nice soup should, feels like it coats your insides in a warm blanket of love... (in my stomach it does....)
Well, it is doing that. And in your intestines, it is literally coating them (the gelatin) and filling in those little holes.

Now, I imagine this will really only benefit me if I eliminate the SAD from my life and reduce living a SAL - because I can eat as much soup as I can guzzle down but if I eat processed crap and grains and fast food every day, never work out and remain in a toxic state of STRESSED all the time, it won't really do me any good. Kinda like smoking a cigarette on an oxygen machine - stupid.

So, my goal is to incorporate daily bone broth into my new lifestyle to aid in gut healing, amongst other things.

Other things like DETOXING!

There are so many different types of detox plans out there on the market. Teas, herbs, pills, diets.
Go ahead over to Sean's post and read "Reason #5: Bone Broth Helps Get the Toxins Out." I think if I have to detox, doint it by simply adding a serving of my favorite soup to my menu each day is probably the best was I can think of.

Bottom line, homemade broth is loaded with all the good things your body needs, and just doesn't get enough of. Or, all those good things are being sabotaged inside your body by other things like the SAD or the SAL. These vitamins and nutrients and essential acids and other thingy majiggers just don't stand a chance in the war zone we create within our body. We don't absorb these vital nutrients properly, or at all, because our bodies are in a constant battle and inflamed state.

And what do you do when your nose and eyes and throat are inflamed and hurt? You want a nice, warm cup of soup. So listen to your body, from the inside out. Don't leave your health up to a can of soup - make some. Its very rewarding and nostalgic watching it simmer away on the stove top.

It stinks too. Just sayin'. But regardless of the smell, I KNOW this will help.

                                                 UPDATE - RECIPE(s)!!!!!!

I meant to include a recipe for the broth I make at home. I have made beef broth using soup bones from grass-fed beef and chicken/turkey broth from the carcass of roaster chickens and the Thanksgiving turkey.

If I havent mentioned, the marrow in the bones is loaded with the nutrients. There are two types of marrow - yellow and red. Yellow marrow is found in the middle part of long bones and its where fat is stored. Red marrow however is found in flat bones like ribs, vertebrae and at the ends of bones. Red marrow is where stem cells are found. We all have heard of the miracle of stem cells. Well, here is a FREE way to fortify your body and your immune system - by drinking broth rich in red marrow.  I have read that chicken bones have a lot of the extremely beneficial red marrow.

Adding an acid to the water befoe cooking will draw these minerals out of the bone itself. Lemon juice (preferably in a bottle, actually) or apple cider vinegar will work! You only need a splash and it doesnt change the flavor at all.

I actually really prefer to have a LOT of lemon juice in my chicken soup - the taste is incedible, like a warm oil and lemon dressing, I don't know. Just try it the next time you make chicken soup, add the juice of half a lemon.

BEEF BONE BROTH - Lizzie's Way

Giant pot (or a crock pot, whatever)
3 - 5 grass-fed beef soup bones, roasted (raw if prefered)
lots o' water (I use about 12 cups and 5 bones - I don't cook with measurements, don't ask me to....)
2 TBS apple cider vinegar
1 TBS Sea Salt
(later I add garlic, onion, kale for the last hour of cooking to try and draw out the flavor and some nutrients)

This is a very basic recipe and I like to keep it pretty bland as I use it in cooking, so I want it plan and clean.

I roast off the bones as it adds a great flavor and takes away the bloody mineral flavor if simmered raw. But if you are a vampire and enjoy the minerally blood taste, go raw!

The longer it simmers, the BETTER! I usually simmer this for about 36 hours, but a lot of people will simmmer beef broth for up to 48 hours. You will likely need to add more water as it reduces. Some people keep a crockpot on a low simmer and just keep adding water and never turning it off! (ehhhhhhhhh..................... not me)

Chicken broth I do the same, except I usually simmer for about 24 hours and I add celery, kale, garlic, onion, carrots and bay leaf to the last hour of simmering.

Once finished simmering, strain through wire mesh strainer, or cheesecloth for super clean broth. Cool and package and freeze! I freeze in an ice cube tray for smaller portions or in gallon baggies i can put about a cup in and freeze it for individual servings!

ENJOY!



Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Resolutions for a resolution, once and for all.... it's worked before!

Well, I haven't started my resolution yet, but I am working on it so it's all set and ready to go on January first. And, I'm blogging about it today because part of that resolution has to do with this blog! Setting the stage here, people, setting the stage....

A long, long time ago, in January of 2002, I made a resolution to start the Atkins diet and lose a bunch of weight. I remember it painfully well - I had just turned 21, sitting on the couch reading a book on a Friday night, nothing to do and I vividly remember the feeling of what felt like my ass expanding! I could not get comfortable on the couch because it felt like it was growing, wider and wider and wider. (I had worked all day, at a desk job, drove home and now seated again to read, you know your butt feels after a day like that....)

It was right then that I said to myself I was NOT going to spend my year as a 21 year old FAT and on the couch with an expanding ass. And that was that! Within 5-6 months I lost about 70lbs on the Atkins diet. I ate McDonalds almost every day - bunless double cheese burgers, grilled chicken sandwiches - minus the sandwich, salads, scrambled eggs with cheese and sausage and unsweetened iced tea. For exercise I walked around our small town (totaled about 7-10 miles per night by the time I finished my rounds) and dancing all night long to the sweet, sweet sound of Jah Works on weekends any chance I had the money to follow them to whatever venue they were playing.

Looking back, I can't believe how easy and quickly the weight came off. 6 months? Could that really be all it took? I met my husband Memorial Day weekend and I was about 60-65lbs down, so it really was that fast.

As 2014 approaches, I'm feeling the jones in my bones to have a resolution. And of course, it involves losing this weight I packed on in 2004 after the birth of my first daughter, and never seemed to lose. Weird how that works.....

So, here's what I'm thinking....

#1. I need to lose weight, like, a lot of weight. I'm gonna say, to reach my ULTIMATE goal, MORE than 100lbs. But I'll set a reasonable goal of 100lbs... yeah, it's like that.

#2. I need to do more for me. I came back to my old job and learned I have it ALL wrong.
                                                 My entire life is literally ALL WORNG.
I might think I'm doing it right and got it right by putting others first, but I am learning, quickly, it's leading me down a path of destruction and loss. I never thought that would be the case, but I realize it is. So I'm changing my stinkin' thinkin' to start thinkin' more about me. What do I want or need? Well, I need an outlet, that's for sure. I have one - this blog. I need accountability. I have that - this blog. I need organization and structure and control. I can do that, here on this blog.

I also need more of a social life, and I will get there, one day. But seriously, I would rather spend the day at home with the kiddos - but I know it'll do ALL of us some good if I get out and get social. And I can think of a few mommy friends and non-mommy friends who could use some socialization as well.

#1 - losing the weight.
This will be accomplished with a Paleo lifestyle and building up to some kind of cross fit/strength training workouts. I have a long term goal (don't laugh) to actually compete in some kind of fitness whatever-the-heck-those-things-are-called-competition. It's more of a dream, really. It used to be just being able to wear a bikini in public was be my dream, but I want strength. I feel so weak, and I feel old. I want my youth back and I want my strength back. I'm 30-something for goodness sake! I'm not dead! So my dream has changed. I will address my weight loss by incorporating a Paleo lifestyle since I thrived on it in 2012 - which is how I lost 25lbs in a month and REVERSED MY INFERTILITY AND HAD A BABY!!!! HELLO!?!?!?!?! INCREDIBLE! And I ate like a lot of bacon and guacamole... a lot of it.

#2 - the blog.
The blog is going to help me with # 1, give me an outlet, a little me time, hold me accountable and help me stay organized on this journey! My intention is to blog once a week, once every two weeks and once a month.

ONCE A WEEK - on an earlier post (there are only two others posts on here so far, it isn't hard to find, lol) I posted a meal planner I came up with. I think Tuesdays were called "Try it out Tuesday" where I make a new recipe I've never made from my arsenal of recipes I have collected. So, once a week, on Wednesday, I will blog a review of the recipe I made and include photos and the recipe/link in the blog. I think one of the reasons diets fail is we get trapped in this mentality that we will eat the.same.thing.every.day and we get bored. We all have recipes galore saved on the Internet and at home and they never make it to the plate. I'm changing that. I love to cook! I love trying new recipes and I love finding new things to incorporate into the Paleo lifestyle that I loved so much. And, I'm thinking of others here and sharing the review and the recipes. There is also a possibility that I will do this because I want to be one of those COOL bloggers with pictures of really awesome looking food all over the place - food draws people. Every sucessful blog has food on it, or cute kids. I have both.

ONCE EVERY OTHER WEEK - that meal planner I mentioned.... this will be updated every other week (as I get paid and can afford food, lol, you knowwwwww how it is....) and blogged! My first try at using the planned was a financial fail, but I know in the long run, it will get cheaper and cheaper as I will have pantry staples and will eventually just need to restock on fresh produce and toiletries.

ONCE A MONTH - well, once a month I will blog the (dreaded) Progress Report! I want to have some accountability in this weight loss journey, seems like these days I need it. So each month I will post a picture (maybe) and stats of my weight loss. I'll blog about my struggles, accomplishments, whatever.... I just want to document my journey, hold myself accountable and have something to look back on to keep me motivated.

So, moving into 2014, expect to see more blogs here.

Maybe this will help, Lord knows I need it this coming year!

If I don't blog between now and then - MERRY CHRISTMAS AND SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!!! <3

Monday, July 1, 2013

Meal Planning = blown budget


Happy Monday!

Hope you had a great weekend! Mine was spent at home, cleaning. I've been incredibly busy this summer (thank the Lord) with face painting and the house has suffered. Majorly. I shudder to think of my house.......
I hunkered down, did a major clean of the 2nd floor of my house and then I fizzled out.... didn't get it all completed like I had set out to do. But, its okay. It's really OK.
I only left the house to go to the grocery store. Which sucked. Which is why I'm blogging.

One of the things I have learned from other women all over FB, Pinterest and in my social circle is meal planning apparently helps immensely.
Helps take the stress out of the thought of coming home and preparing a home cooked meal for your family.
Helps organize.
Helps keep you within your dietary needs.
Helps you budget your grocery expenses better.

So, I made a meal plan!
I plan for 2 weeks, as I shop each paycheck and (try) to shop for enough to keep us alive during those two weeks.

That never works.
We might actually survive those two weeks without starving and have enough food for a month, but, usually about 6 hours after I have shopped, we are already bored with the food (we are some spoiled asses, I swear) and I have already drawn a blank on what it is I want to cook for the next 14 DAYS!!!!!!
Oh the dilemma.
(as I type this, I truly want to smack myself thinking of those who don't have the luxury of shopping for 2 weeks at a time to feed their families, let alone know what they are going to be ABLE to put on the table that night.... sigh)

Anyways, I decided it was time to get serious about this. I was really slacking on the home front. With a baby in the household who just LOVES her mommy (OK, I can't complain) and leeches onto me the moment I walk in the door at 7pm, a 9 year old who would prefer to eat (homemade) mac and cheese every night and a husband who only knows how to cook (really good) spaghetti and salad, I just kinda threw in the towel and gave into quick and easy meals and 'whatever we have on hand' meals.
Totally blown my diet over the last 8 months and destroyed any effort to lose baby weight.
TOTALLY spent WAY TOO MUCH MONEY on Glory Days take out and emergency food runs to the store over the last 8 months. I mean, we are a family of 4 - and one of our members cant even eat, and I think one month I spent damn near a GRAND on groceries! NUTS!

So... I planned. And it was fun! And easy! And the planner I made is even pretty!

I named each day of the week to help with planning meals....

Meaty Monday: RED MEAT! Yum! Burgers, steak, kebabs, meatloaf....
Try it out Tuesday: try out a new recipe from the hundreds I have to keep things new and interesting!
Water food Wednesday: couldn't think of a fish that started with a W - but this is a seafood day
The other white meat Thursday: this is all white meat - pork, turkey, chicken, alligator.....
F**k it Friday, Saturday-Faterday are days I just really can't plan for. Just no point. It'll never happen.
Sunday-Funday: my shopping/planning/prepping day and the hubby and the kiddo get to alternate weeks picking a meal of their choice to be made.

All of these meals are dinner only.
We aren't much of a breakfast family aside from a pound of bacon, and lunches involve more munching around (or we are at work/school) so I'm planning for dinners only.
And, I'm planning on making enough dinner for leftovers and enough for a full 4th serving for myself to take to lunch the following day (hope it works!)

At the bottom of my planner is my grocery list - according to what I will be cooking those two weeks, I have my shopping list.
The meats.
The veggies/fruits.
The misc items.

Not bad! Looks nice! Looks delicious! Organized! Easy to read! The list looks reasonable and I don't get that sinking feeling in my gut and wallet! This is going to work!!!!!!!!!!!!

Until I get to the store checkout.

After strictly following this meal plan and list (only purchasing about $30 of additional items because the hubby accompanied me on this trip - MY tip to all meal planners - don't shop with hubby and kids!!!!!) I blew my budget.

I blew it by $125!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was actually one of my more expensive shopping trips!!!!!!!!
WTH!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought this was supposed to help :(

All in all, I still believe this will help.
I think I need to just budget a bit more than I do and that's that. I don't want to feed my family food from a box. I want to feed my family fresh meat and veggies and fruits. It's going to be more expensive. That's the bottom line.
I think this was a reasonable menu and list.
The most expensive meat purchase was the 4lbs of shrimp at $30bucks, but hey.... I mean.... whatever, it happened, they were on sale! Promise!

I think this will help take some stress off my shoulders.
I think while I suffered from shock at the grocery bill all at once, if I take into account the lunches I WON'T be purchasing for the next two weeks ($100 at the LEAST savings there) and that I WON'T give in during the week to fast food or take out when I already have food in the house and then at the end of the month look over what I spent on food not realizing it, it's not that bad.
And the fact that I have an AMAZING menu planned with GREAT dinners for the next two weeks that are made of whole, healthy, organic foods within my dietary needs - that makes it all worth it.

Maybe this WILL help!

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Yep. It's a burger. It will help.

All day long, I am constantly trying to think of things that will help.

Help me.

Help my finances.

Help the cleanliness of my home.

Help my kids and family.

Help reduce the size of my ass.

Help cure this disease.

Help this dumb ass co-worker get off her high and mighty horse before I help her off it myself.

You know. That kind of stuff.
And, I just can't keep it together anymore.
But that's not the only thing about this blog.
I wanna be a blogger mommy.
Just wanna write stuff. You know. Bitch and complain.
write in incomplete sentences and not use proper punctuation and crap like that because sometimes it just feels really good to type out a long sentence in the same breath i would say it and not worry about capitalization and crap.

So, here it is. Maybe this blog will help.